when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via idontknowhowtobemean)
i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
(Source: drunk-tattoo, via idontknowhowtobemean)
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
(via awanderingheartt)
